not just monty python

i mean, this is not merely a parody of complaints, like telling a disgruntled customer or anyone annoyed by anything something like

sure thing sir, i'll be happy to help you by referring you to mr. franklin in the the department of meaningless complaints will be happy to listen to everything you have to say...

but much more, this is where i shall actually come to complain about whatever ridiculous (or serious) thing i might be griping about (we can debate the difference between a gripe and a complaint, and an annoyance, for that matter, some other time)...

remember to ask mr franklyn for our daily special, which I believe today is as many meaningless complaint forms as you can fill out in an hour or two, in triplicate, for no extra charge...

can life get any more exciting?