extra crap

hey, this could be a complaint too, ya know?... i mean, complaints are not always serious and depressing, they can be laughed at too, even when they are serious and depressing, i mean, cake our superficial pretentious culture, please (thank you rodney playing in the danger fields in the sky with don, who rhymes with tickles, no relation except by association, yeah, yeah, yeah)... and yes, of course i mean take, not cake, but read on and see if any of this extra crap just tossed in way after the fact (or fiction) for no apparent reason other than to pretend it was here all along like the complainer was busy complaining and not asleep at the wheel of the bus wrapped around the tree that can't be seen for the forest blinds us to the life within makes any sense...

yes, there are many shows that are representative of the shameless extravagance of the current american culture (human nature?), but extra may take the cake (and eat it too)... wait, another cake analogy may be just around the corner... yes, marie antoinette, the epitome of "let them eat cake" is the obscene pleasure extra portrays with shiney white teeth, perfect make up, and buffed bodies in pretentious drama and gleeful bliss (ignorance) as that ridiculous enigma of fame and fortune summed up in the ultimate single word oxymoron (yes, it takes the mind of god to understand it all), celebrity, all dressed up and nowhere to go...

the height of eye candy and over-stating the obvious, the only thing missing is the hype that extra is must see tv, but wait, trademarks, copyrights, and all that jazz keeps us all tied up in court paying lawyers to continue giving us reasons to believe our lives are ever so important, i mean, we must be important, just look at all the money they are spending...

cynical much?... ah, it's beyond all that and commercials too, it's unreal passing as the reality that everybody is told they want so often that they believe it and must have it and long for it and sell their soul, if they could (or had something like it), just for a taste of the cake (what, you thought the cake was all gone?)...

hey, eye candy (and eye cake) is fun, but waiting a half hour for craig ferguson to come on and get real (wink wink) can get annoying, ya know?... lol lam lal laa...

narf :)